Why I'm Here

This blog exists only because most of my friends just plain don't give a rat's ass about what I plan to write about here. I am, for various geek-related reasons, overstuffed with things to say about my current preoccupation, and there's basically nobody for me to say them to. So I'm doing what countless others have done since the mid-1990s: I'm publishing all my uninteresting drivel online for anybody to see, knowing full well that, at most, four actual human beings will ever read it.

So let's just get a few things out in the open right away:

1. This blog will be boring.
2. This blog will not be terribly well-written.
3. I will not have anything remotely original to say here.
4. I'm perfectly aware of the fact that I'm typing into the endless void for no particular reason.
5. In short, this blog will serve no purpose whatsoever, other than saving me from boring my friends with endless updates about something that doesn't interest them in the slightest.

Also, the subject matter here is terrifically geeky, in the most unremarkable way possible. Namely, it's about World of Warcraft. More specifically, it's about the minutiae of my efforts to reach level 60 with my first character.

So. As one whose rhetoric consists mostly of disclaimers and caveats, this post pleases me. I hereby declare this utterly pointless blog, um, in existence.